(Everything You Know Is Wrong)

Happy Harry Cox / Bob Hind / General's wife / Tom Jefferson / Reebus Cannibus / Medicine show actor

Ben Franklin / Prof. Bowman / McGog brother / Pat Hat / Buzz Crumbhunger / Maj. Chuck / Training film narrator

Sherrif Luger Axehandle / NURGI Clockwork Film narrrator / Prof. Archer / Art Wholeflaffer / Gen.

Limb Ashauler / Martian voices / Sam Evans / Beaulah Bell / Nino the mind-boggler / Bunny Crumbhunger / Gen. Curtis Goatheart / Colonel